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scene of Sage Monarch Winter Melon traveling thousands of miles to fight little friend Shuhang, only to discover that his true realm wasn’t what he thought… It’s just too amusing,” Young Master Phoenix Slayer said.
” @Tyrannical Saber Song One, our great Profound Sage, how are you preparing to face Sage Monarch Winter Melon?”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Hahaha, there’s no use in pinging Shuhang.
He doesn’t have his phone on him, so he won’t be able to reply.”

Song Shuhang’s phone was still in the Heavenly Tribulation Realm with Venerable White, who was using it to play games.
The phone was doomed never to return.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Then, White Crane, quickly tell us what’s little friend Song Shuhang’s current expression.”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: ” @Young Master Phoenix Slayer, little friend Shuhang’s current expression is quite interesting.
By the way, he told me to tell you something.
This is exactly what he said: ‘Senior Phoenix Slayer, you will regret this!’.
That’s it.”

“What does he mean?” Young Master Phoenix Slayer was confused.

True Monarch White Crane: “How should I know, I’m not Song Shuhang.
You should just carefully think about what leverage Song Shuhang has against you.
Hahaha.”

True Monarch Fallout: “After the big fight between Northern River’s Loose Cultivator and Immortal Master Copper Trigram on the previous full moon night… we can now look forward to the fight between little friend Song Shuhang and Sage Monarch Winter Melon on the next one.
It feels like every full moon causes the mood of the people to surge and gets their blood boiling.”

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: “??”

Medicine Master: “Let me explain what Great Master Profound Principle means to say: little friend Shuhang, don’t be a coward, just go for it!”

Song Shuhang saw through Sixteen’s phone the discussion the seniors in the group were having, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

I must have definitely opened the wrong group’s chat room as of late.

When I just joined the group, the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ wasn’t like this.

At that time, every senior in the group treated him with care, but at some point, the character of the seniors deteriorated into this… where did their care for the younger generation go?

His heart felt truly stifled.

If he could go online now, he would definitely send this emoji: ?.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Let’s get back to the main topic and take this seriously.
Little friend Shuhang, do you have any plans?”

True Monarch was indeed worthy of being the last kind soul in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
In the current group, it was only True Monarch Yellow Mountain who could still give people a feeling of warmth.

Su Clan’s Sixteen replied in Song Shuhang’s place.
“Shuhang said that he has no plans at all.
The strength of the opposing party is simply too high, so he hasn’t come up with a solution yet.”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “I’ll think of a way to collect some intelligence on Sage Monarch Winter Melon for you.
After finding out his origins and what cultivation technique he’s practicing, I’ll give little friend Shuhang some advice.” He could only help Song Shuhang this much.

Fairy Lychee: “I will continue to inquire the seniors of my sect on whether this Sage Monarch Winter Melon has anything to do with us.
If he is related to us in some way, this misunderstanding can be solved.
However, I have a feeling that Sage Monarch Winter Melon’s daoist name is just coincidentally similar to ours.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Perhaps he’s an actual winter melon that learned to cultivate.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “If he’s really an actual winter melon, perhaps Immortal Fairy Bie Xue would be very interested.
By the way, little friend Shuhang, let’s make the trade this evening.
I’ll bring the Black Iron Godly Armor.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “Shuhang said that he still has the invitation card, so he’ll wait for Senior to arrive here to make the trade.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Ok.”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “That Sage Monarch Winter Melon had very strong holy light.
As a result, his moral character shouldn’t be too bad.
The holy light is rather similar to the golden light of virtue.
Both aren’t something that evil cultivators would practice.”

True Monarch Fallout: “But the strength of the opposing party remains.
Eighth Stage Profound Sage? A casual punch should be enough to kill little friend Song Shuhang.”

With such a large difference in strength, the opposite party might accidentally kill Shuhang even though they had no intention of doing so.

Song Shuhang got a toothache.

His consciousness sank into his Inner World and looked at the guided missiles inside the Palace of Winter.

If he really had to deal with an Eighth Stage Profound Sage, he could only rely on the guided missiles collected by Venerable White.

But those guided missiles wouldn’t really work against an Eighth Stage Profound Sage.

The best thing would be to use nuclear bombs or hydrogen bombs.

But had Venerable White collected the hydrogen bombs already?

Just as Song Shuhang was in deep thought, in the sky, Sage Monarch Winter Melon’s Profound Sage Speech began.

“Today, I would like to talk about the path of ‘defense’.
What is the most important thing for practitioners? Naturally, it would be transcending the tribulation and ascending, and as such, achieving eternal life! As for transcending the heavenly tribulation, what would be the most important thing at such times? Is it offense? No, obviously not! It’s defense! The essence of the path of defense is to ward off the waves of the heavenly tribulation.” Sage Monarch Winter Melon smiled lightly, and said, “Actually, I have terrible news for everyone! You would definitely not have guessed it, but the heavenly tribulation has unexpectedly modernized!”

All the practitioners in the universe: “Yeah, we already know!”

Sage Monarch Winter Melon: “…”