I’m Actually a Cultivation Bigshot

[The test result showed the Cultivator is now perfect, the System has no other teaching to offer, thus System disarmed.
Goodbye.]

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The mechanized voice left him dumbstruck, he staggered, “Damn it! Don’t, don’t disarm, yet!”

Li Nianfan yelled to the air, “I’m nowhere near perfect! Can you teach me a few more tricks? Or at least teach me how to attain godhood? System? System!”

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No response.

“Are you really gone? At least bring me back to where I came from? Hello? Why’d you brought me here in the first place, if you’re to leave me alone now? System!”

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Li Nianfan pleaded in despair, still, no answer was made.

“Screw you! Stupid System!” He swore at the System, angry and helpless.

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Five years ago, Li Nianfan was transmigrated here, bound with a system that had a funny-sounding name—the ‘Saint System’.
At first, Li Nianfan believed he was on his way to the Immortal Cultivation, nevertheless, all this System had to offer was useless things such as language, maths, chemistry, physics, poem writing, and drawing.

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Li Nianfan had no choice but to learn them all.
He endured and persisted through, mastering all the teachings that the System had to offer.
In return, he was awarded some cool titles including Saint Poem, Saint Art, Saint Chess, Saint Agriculture, etc.

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And the System disarmed—

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Well, these skills might have come in handy if he was back in the mortal realm, but now that he was in a foreign realm—which was likely to be the immortal realm—these skills did not seem very helpful at all!

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Sometimes, there were cultivators flying across the sky, there were also rumors of flesh-eating monsters in this realm, too.
How would these skills help him survive in a realm like this? Unless he was to negotiate with the monsters.

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Out of fear, he picked a relatively hidden mountain to live a self-sufficient lifestyle.
Although he was constantly in fear of being dragged into the fight of the immortals, he still held on to his faith, hoping that one day the System would guide him to cultivate immortality, and eventually fly into the sky freely as an immortal.

Little did he know, the System did not teach him any of these, but instead taught him unnecessary skills, then disappeared in a puff of smoke!

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What a useless system!

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To be fair, he did not actually want to depend on this system.
Back when he first transmigrated to this realm, he looked for immortals, hoping to learn from them directly.
Nonetheless, he was deemed to have no spiritual roots, meant to stay as a mortal being for the rest of his life.

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“Master, it’s lunchtime.” A robot walked out of the room and made an inviting gesture to Li Nianfan.

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“Oh,” he answered uninterestedly.

Li Nianfan was not in the mood for lunch but went into the room anyway.
This robot was awarded to him by the System when he mastered physics.
In the beginning, he thought this was pretty cool, having a robot as his servant.
As time went by, he realized the robot was as useful as the rubbish in this cultivating realm of immortals.

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Li Nianfan lived in a traditional four-part architecture, consisting of pavilions connected with small bridges above the running river.
With the view of the mountains, it was comparable to a paradise.
This architecture, like the robot, was rewarded to him when he mastered architecture.

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Indeed, most of his daily appliances were his rewards after he completed the tasks and missions assigned by the System.
In addition, he even earned the title of Saint farming, allowing him to provide his own daily meals.
Therefore, he was self-sufficient even if he was to live in isolation, away from the outside world.

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‘If worse comes to worst, it isn’t too bad to stay as a mortal for the rest of my life.
At least the air is fresh and the view is good.
These are already much better compared to the mortal realm I lived in.
No job and no stress, it’s a pretty good deal to