I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I agreed.

I might consider it if I was fighting naked with the female protagonist, but with the male protagonist? Are you trying to please the fujoshi viewers?

In the end, we each took a step back and decided to change the scene to where we were only naked on the top half of our bodies.

“There are so many thieves in Dong Shan city these days.”Director Cao complained to me after we finished discussing the film schedule, “The iphone 5s was stolen before I could even break it in.”

“Thats what happens when you buy the newest trend.” I touched the counterfeit phone in my pocket with a sense of superiority, “No one will steal it if you buy a domestic phone like me.”

Director Cao rolled his eyes, “If you dont use a foreign brand phone as the director, then the actresses will think youre a fake director. But that thief shouldnt be too pleased, because I used the iphone 5s fingerprint function and they wont be able to use my phone for a while.”

“I heard fingerprint locks are quite easy to crack.” I said, “Apparently foreign children can use gummy bears to ge the fingerprints off the screen, so Im afraid your phone…”

Director Cao waved his hand and said proudly, “A high-end person like me wouldnt be able to stand out if I used my fingerprint, so I used my nipple print! The thief is out of luck, hes going to put in a lot of work for nothing.”

That was the only interesting thing that happened Sunday, but I dont think it was appropriate talking about “nipples” with Xiao Qin, so I told her I was at home sleeping.

“What a coincidence, I stayed home all day on Sunday too.” I drew a manga about our trip to the zoo on Saturday, do you want to take a look?”

She said as she handed over the manga.

What should I say about it? If it wasnt for Ai Mis umbrella, I wouldnt even be able to tell who was an person and who was an animal.

“Is this a gorilla.” I pointed to a black ball and asked, “I dont think there were any gorillas in the zoo.”

“Oh, thats Peng TouSi.” Xiao Qin replied happily, “Its pretty close, right?”

Well, it actually looks kind of like gorilla. Based on Xiao Qins drawing skills, it was already remarkable progress.

“Ye Lin, stand up and answer the question.” The language teacher called me up again, he just didnt like me.

“Page 57.” Xiao Qin reminded me.

I turned to page 57 and waited for old man Zhang to ask a question. Instead, he put the book down on the podium and asked:

“Lets review what we learned before. If you hit your familys dog and it wailed, is it an interjection or an adverb?”

My brain immediately shut down and I hesitantly said: “Teacher, I dont think weve learned this before?”

Old man Zhang snorted, “If I said Ive taught it, then Ive taught it. Lets change the question, if a beggar saw a dog barking at himself, would that be a linguistic description, or a psychological description.”

Huh, whats up with old man Zhang and dogs today? Wouldnt it be humiliating if I cant even answer a single question, the class leader is still looking at me.

I thought for a bit and answered: “For the dog, its a linguistic description. For the beggar, its a psychological description.”

Old man Zhang sneered: “Im asking about you, are you in favor of the dog or the beggar, which do you want to be?”

Wow, way to insult me! Is it just because on the last essay with the “contradiction” topic, I used a ultra-modern writing style and wrote, “I looked at my eyes, licked my tongue, and walked to the edge of a round table, and saidgood morning, good night to the long-haired bald teacher.

Its not like old man Zhang was the only bald teacher. Theres no need to get revenge on me in class.

“They sayIts better to be a dog in a peaceful time than be a man in a chaotic period, there are many times when people are worse than dogs, sigh”

Old man Zhang turned around to face the blackboard as he muttered those words.

“Ouch!” Someone threw a piece of chalk at the back of old man Zhangs head and the classroom quickly turned silent.

The class leader might be skilled in throwing, but theres no way she would be so rebellious and go against the rules.

Xiao Qin pretended it had nothing to do with her and smiled as she wiped away the chalk dust from her fingers with a tissue.

“Ye Lin classmate, why do you keep staring at me? If you keep looking at me like that, Im going to blush.”

You should blush for throwing chalk at old man Zhang. We were only bickering, you didnt need to intervene.

Old man Zhang was naturally furious, but he wasnt able to find out who threw the chalk, so the entire class was forced to write a reflection essay.

Xiao Qin, who was happily writing her reflection essay in the self study period, was suddenly called into the hallway by the class leader.

I am afraid Xiao Qin couldnt escape the class leaders eyes. The class leader might not have pointed out Xiao Qin was the real culprit in front of everyone, but she still had to scold her afterwards, so she would remember not to do it again.

After the study session was lunch break, but the class leader and Xiao Qin still hadnt returned. I assumed the two of them probably went to lunch together, which meant the conversation was quite peaceful.

But I was stunned when I saw the class leader face down on the ground in a curved alley behind the food stall street, while Xiao Qin was holding a wooden stick in her hand.