Keyboard Immortal

yelids immediately started twitching.
“Hurry up and change to other clothes!”

Zu An clicked his tongue in annoyance.
“How am I to find any clothes here?”

Cultivators had the ability to cleanse the dirt off their body, so there was no need for them to bathe or change clothes too often.
Considering that the dungeon only lasted for ten days, most of them didn’t bother bringing along a spare set of clothes.

It’s all Mi Li’s fault! She kept slashing at me viciously, causing my clothes to all become strips of cloth! Also, why did she only shred my upper half but left my lower half intact? I mean, how good it would be if she could cut a bit of holes on my pants too so that I can show off a little…

Heh, the men would feel self-conscious and all women would start weeping tears.
Haaa, but what a pity that it would never come to be!

It was then that a gentle voice sounded.
“I… I have spare clothes here!”

The crowd turned their heads over, only to see Ji Xiaoxi shyly taking out a green robe from her bag.
It wasn’t convenient for her to move around as she was taking care of Qiao Xueying, so she could only toss it over.

The crowd was stunned.
Son of a birch! The two of them had already gotten that close to one another, such that Ji Xiaoxi actually brings about a spare set of clothing for him wherever they go?!

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All of the male students clenched their teeth in burning jealousy.

Even playboy Xie Xiu couldn’t keep his calm here.

I really must consult him on this soon.
How in the world was he able to build up a harem filled with top beauties without incurring their jealousy? But wait a moment, he couldn’t possibly tell me his secret, right?

Should I get my older sister to come into contact with him and see if she can figure something out?

Xie Daoyun would probably feel deeply conflicted if she found out that her younger brother had the intention of selling her out.

Meanwhile, Zu An looked at the new influx of Rage points coming in, and his mood finally improved a little.
Heh, it looks like no matter which world one is in, there’s no better way to incur the ire of other men than to provoke them with beautiful women.

Zheng Dan stared at Zu An in astonishment too.
What’s with this man? How could someone as average as him win the affection of so many beauties?

This was simply how humans were.
They would always value something more when it was in hot demand.

Even Chu Chuyan also directed a surprised look at Ji Xiaoxi.
She had heard previously that the two of them were friends, but from the looks of it now, it was clearly far more than that.

Pei Mianman was the type of person to stoke the flames and stir trouble.
She discreetly nudged Chu Chuyan and said, “Chuyan, it looks like your husband is quite popular with women.
You ought to keep a close eye on him lest he gets stolen by someone else.”

Chu Chuyan harrumphed coldly.
“Feel free to take him.
I don’t care.”

“Really?” Pei Mianman’s eyes glimmered in interest.
I really don’t understand why this man is so popular with women.
Is there something special about him?

On the other hand, Chu Chuyan was starting to feel a little frustrated.

What’s wrong with him? First Snow, then Ji Xiaoxi, and now even Zheng Dan is looking at him weirdly! He’s supposed to be a wastrel in Brightmoon City, someone who is… not even a man… He only just cured his impotence back at the underground palace!

So, just why are those proud and lofty women so interested in him? Am I blind or are they blind?

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Ji Xiaoxi’s face reddened when she realized that everyone had misunderstood her.
The truth was that she didn’t prepare this spare set of man clothes for Zu An but her father.
Ji Dengtu was an alcohol addict, and his drunken rampage was really one to behold.
So, she would often bring some spare sets of clothes with her in case her father ever needed them.

Who could have thought that it would lead to such a misunderstanding?

She wanted to explain, but she wasn’t particularly good at public speaking due to her shy nature.
On top of that, she was worried about sullying her father’s reputation, so she ended up stuttering helplessly.

Zu An caught the clothes and replied with a smile, “Thanks!”

What a kind and adorable lady she is!

He looked at her slightly chubby cheeks and wondered if she would burst into tears if he were to smooch her cheeks.
However, as soon as those thoughts arose in his head, he suddenly felt a rush of scorn for himself.

It was just a moment ago that she helped me, so how can I think of bullying her right away? Pui, you scum!

He quickly tossed those thoughts to the back of his mind before grabbing the clothes to the side.
Then, he made sure to declare loudly, “I’m going to change my clothes right now.
Make sure that you don’t sneak a peek!”

All of the women clicked their tongues and turned away.
Please, who would sneak a peek at him before so many people?

Zu An proceed on to face the male students and added on, “I mean it.
You really shouldn’t peep at me.
I’m saying this for your own good, especially my fellow male brethren.”

Those words were extremely effective in piquing the curiosity of the listeners.
Why is he suddenly saying all of these? Is it because he has something he dares not show us?

By this point, all of the male students were already utterly exasperated with Zu An, not to mention that there were also those like Hong Xingying who hated him with a passion around.
They would love more than anything to find out any physical defects he had just so that they could go around spreading it.

So, with Pan Long and Fu Feng taking the lead, the male students discreetly snuck closer to Zu An to take a peek.
Xie Xiu was curious as well, but his pride wouldn’t allow him to peek at another man changing clothes.

It was then that Hong Xingying suddenly walked back.
He couldn’t help but notice that the other party had an utterly horrified look on his face.

Even though the two of them hadn’t really spoken to one another before, Xie Xiu still couldn’t help but lean closer and ask, “What’s going on?”

Hong Xingying was such deep shock that his eyes were staring blankly into space.
He murmured in a daze, “You should take a look yourself.”