Maybe a Fake Gintama

The food on the table that was like a small mountain was disappearing at speed visible to the naked eye, and the food that had disappeared basically all entered Kawaki’s stomach.

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At this time, Kawaki was no longer dirty.
Kouka took Kawaki to take a bath on the spaceship and changed him into a clean set of clothes.
Now, it seemed that Kawaki was more like a normal child.
Of course, Kouka was the one who bathed Kawaki.
Originally, Umibozu wanted to do it himself, but Kawaki would rather die than do it.
“Smelly brat, that’s enough.
Uncle’s little private money was basically all eaten up by you.
How many tables have you had! Hey!” Umibozu shook his head, his face full of black lines, “I was preparing to hide this private money after marriage, but now I have seen the bottom! You stinking brat! Do you know what kind of state married men are in?! Do you know the hardships of married men? Do you know the mood of married men who hide a hundred days of private money”
Umibozu continued to say like a butterfly.
“The stingy man, [beep–], is also very stingy, and one day he will be bald,” Kawaki said while eating.
“Bald? Kouka, what kind of vulgar words did you teach him?” Kawaki looked at Kouka, who was smiling at Kawaki eating and complained.
Then he looked at Kawaki and said, “Kid, I won’t be bald.
My [beep–] is full of hair!”
“I mean your head! You idiot!” Kouka kicked Umibozu in the face.
“My head is the same as [beep–]’s.
Even if I’m middle-aged, no, even at the age where all my teeth are gone, I won’t be bald.”
However, this time, Kouka didn’t ridicule him.
She was still smiling as he looked at Kawaki, who was eating happily.
Finally, after Kawaki finished eating the food on the table, he gave a long, satisfied burp.
“I’m full.” Kawaki clapped his hands and said.
“At least give me a thank you for your hospitality, smelly brat!” Umibozu held his wallet with a face full of resentment.
“I’m full.
Thank you for your hospitality, smelly brat!” Kawaki clapped his hands again.
“You don’t have to learn the latter part! You are deliberately making me angry, right? You are definitely doing it on purpose, right?” Umibozu gritted his teeth, his eyes filled with anger.
“Ah! He is angry! Men who are often angry will definitely go bald!” Kawaki pointed at Umibozu and said to Kouka.
“You stinking brat, I don’t care! Today, I must teach you how to respect the adults!” As Umibozu spoke, he rolled up his sleeves.
“Nani, you are just a man who only thinks about sowing the offspring, [beep–].” Kawaki learned the words that Kouka taught him when he was bathing.
Hearing this, Umibozu immediately lost his breath and looked at Kouka with a bitter face, “Kouka, can you teach the child something that matches his age?”

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Kouka suddenly laughed.
“What are you laughing at?” Umibozu was confused.
“The two of you are really like a pair of stupid father and son.
Maybe the so-called family is like this.” Kouka said with a smile.
“Who wants such a child! If I really have such a child, then I would rather send [beep–] to some corner and never let him be born!” Umibozu disdained Kouka’s words, then turned to Kawaki and asked, “Smelly brat, how long has it been since you last ate? You actually ate so much food in one go.
Even our clan has never seen someone who can eat so much food.”
Kawaki lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, “Half a year.”
“Half a year? You can still live without eating for half a year? What did you rely on to survive?” Umibozu continued to ask.
“Sleep.
There used to be a kind of glowing green stone….
“You are deliberately making me angry, right?”I always ate that.
Later, I don’t know why I couldn’t find that kind of stone.”
“Green glowing stone? What is that?” Umibozu said and looked at Kouka.
“An energy stone that is connected to the dragon vein.
There is a rich power of the dragon vein inside, but his planet dragon vein has already dried up.
The remaining dragon vein chose to sacrifice itself to create him, so that kind of crystal stone will never be produced again.” Kouka explained.
“Family? Sister Kouka, what is family?” Kawaki was obviously more interested in the family that Kouka had just mentioned.
“Family? Hmmm… It can let you experience the existence of a lot of tears.
Moreover, the family will make you cry and laugh.
Even if you quarrel, you will always support each other.
This is the so-called family, right?” Kouka thought for a moment and said.
“It’s so troublesome.
It’s crying and laughing.” Kawaki complained.
“What does a little brat know? Children should go to sleep when they are full! Also, don’t call her, sister.
Call her aunt! If you insist on calling her sister, then call me brother.
No, brother-in-law!”
“It’s disgusting.” Kawaki frowned and seemed to be in a difficult position.
“What did you say, you stinking brat!” Hearing this, Umibozu instantly exploded.
“It’s disgusting,” Kawaki repeated.
“Call me big brother.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t call me brother-in-law.
Just call me big brother.” Umibozu suppressed his anger and said.
“Disgusting.
I won’t call you that.” Kawaki refused.

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