Maybe a Fake Gintama

“The 100 points I gave is not a simple 100 points,” Kagura held her hands and showed a deep meaning on her face, “It’s just simple common sense.
When you see a ball, you will think of another ball and a stick.”

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“Hey, what kind of association is that?” Kawaki retorted expressionlessly, and then directly rushed forward to kick Gintoki over, “What kind of common sense did you instill into my niece?”
“No one has instilled such common sense into her!” Gintoki got up and retorted, “It is better to ask that strange little girl directly! Who knows where she learned this common sense!”
“Calm down, Kawaki-san!” Shinpachi rushed to the stage to stop Kawaki, “The competition is still going on…”
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“Hehehe… big brother…” The one-eyed man touched his bald head and revealed a shy expression, “My score is higher than big brother, hehehe.”
“What’s going on? Why is your expression so proud? Can you look at your face in the mirror?” Kurogoma Katsuo scolded, and then wiped his thirty-seven points hairstyle again, and said disdainfully, “Remember it well! Other than the boss, Dobunezumi Group’s attractiveness index is only mine!”
‘You are too confident!!!!!!!’ The group of lackeys roared in their hearts.
However, not long after, Kurogoma Katsuo was speechless, because all of his strangely-shaped little brothers had higher scores than him…
“Shady! Too shady!” Kurogoma Katsuo loudly expressed his dissatisfaction, “Those judges are abusing their power for personal gain!”
“Big brother is unhappy…”
“It’s no wonder.
He always feels that he is more handsome than us…”
“Even big brother would find it hard to face reality…”
“That’s right, that’s right…”
“But don’t you think it’s very pitiful? Big brother, he…”
“That makes sense…”

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Finally, the lackey came to a conclusion.
At the same time, they looked at Kurogoma Katsuo with extremely sympathetic eyes.
At the same time, they said, “Big brother! In our hearts, you will always be the most handsome!”
“You…” Just as Kurogoma Katsuo was about to be moved, he suddenly found that the eyes of this group were full of sympathy, “What’s with the sympathy in your eyes?”
…
“Then, next is the second level of the selection.
That is…” Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Kyoshiro, who was on the judging panel.
“Wait a moment.
We are still discussing the second round.”
“Then just wait a bit,” Gintoki nodded and looked at the four judges who were whispering to each other.
After two minutes, the four judges sat back down and signaled Gintoki with their eyes.
“I didn’t expect it to be this test.
It’s just unexpected.” Gintoki walked forward and took the note in Kyoshiro’s hand.
Looking at Gintoki who pretended to be mysterious, the people below also felt their hearts in their throats.
“That is: etiquette!” Gintoki finally announced the second selection question, “As everyone knows, etiquette is also a very important part as a host! The behavior, every frown, and smile are very important! However,
It is also difficult for us to take the test one by one with so many people.
Therefore, we have chosen the most basic etiquette test! That is the method of using chopsticks!”
“I believe that everyone usually uses chopsticks in different ways.
However, do not underestimate this most basic etiquette! From the posture of using chopsticks, one can see a person’s character!”
After Gintoki finished speaking, he clapped his hands.
Then, more than ten tables were lifted up and placed in front of the contestants.
On each table, there was a plate of boiled beans and a chopstick.
“The next test is very simple.
Use the chopsticks in front of you to eat the cooked beans in front of you! The judges will score according to your performance!” After Gintoki finished speaking, the contestants also began to… pick up beans…
“It looks like there are a lot of situations.
Some contestants like to pick up a few beans at once, some like to pick up one at a time, and some can only pick up one at a few times.” Gintoki looked at the contestants who were picking up beans and continued.

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“It seems that the score this time will be greatly reduced.
What are you doing with that horse-faced contestant? Why did you break your chopsticks? Is it because you can’t get the beans?”
Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that Okaasan, who was on the judging panel, had come down.
“Is Okaasan preparing to observe from a close distance…” Gintoki murmured, but then Okaasan’s actions shocked Gintoki, “No! Okaasan is correcting the posture of the contestants in using chopsticks! How touching!”
“Just like when you were a child, Okaasan corrected the wrong method of using chopsticks.
She demonstrated with her extremely standard movements.
She didn’t even miss any steps.
She was gentle and careful.
This is… the great motherly love!” Gintoki wiped his tears exaggeratedly, “Full marks! Okaasan full marks!”
“You…” The contestant who had broken his chopsticks looked at Okaasan, who had taught him how to use his chopsticks, and could not help but feel touched, “Thank you…”
“No, this is just an Okaasan duty.
Isn’t it the responsibility of Okaasan to correct the children when they do something wrong? So, don’t say anything about gratitude.
You just have to live with vigor…” Okaasan said with a smile.
“Woo…”
All the contestants were in tears.
Kyoshiro and Hachiro, who were at the judges’ table, couldn’t help but twitch their noses and show their scores: 100 points! All members, 100 points!!
“It seems that not only the contestants but even the judges have been captured by Okaasan!” Gintoki announced loudly.
However, at this moment, Kurogoma Katsuo’s cell phone rang.
It was a message.
“Ah! Mel-chan, she became a mother when I was not around!” After reading the message, Kurogoma Katsuo was stunned on the spot.
“Wait! There seems to be something else at the scene!” Gintoki was completely immersed in the host’s identity, “It seems that a pregnant woman in the family of contestant Kurogoma Katsuo is giving birth! First, let us congratulate contestant Kurogoma Katsuo.
From today onwards, you are a father! Using your career as a gift for the children who have just arrived in this world? What an amazing father!”
“No! The father of the child is not me!” Kurogoma Katsuo shouted loudly.
“No…” Gintoki was also a little shocked, but fortunately, Gintoki reacted quickly, “It seems that the family situation of contestant Kurogoma is a little complicated, but it can be seen that although he is not the biological father, he is still very worried about the child!”

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“What nonsense are you talking about! Mel-chan is a dachshund! Kurogoma Katsuo pulled his neck and scolded.
“A dachshund?” Gintoki was completely shocked, “Is this so-called love that can surpass the race? It’s really touching.”
“It’s just an ordinary dachshund! Now is not the time to talk about this!” As he spoke, Kurogoma Katsuo hurriedly ran out without looking back, and the rest of the participants followed him.
“Abstain from voting! All abstain from voting! Although it is a pity, no one passed the host selection this time!” Gintoki loudly announced the results of the competition.
“What exactly are we here for…” Shinpachi once again ridiculed with an expressionless face.
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“Arigatou.
Where is Kawaki-san?”
After the farce ended, Kyoshiro walked over and sincerely thanked Gintoki.
At this time, Gintoki discovered that Kawaki had disappeared, “Don’t worry, he might have gone back to play games.
After all, that man’s obsession with games has already…”
“Is that so?” Kyoshiro smiled and looked at the game that his employee had just sent over, “He hasn’t gotten this yet…”
“Gin-chan! Gin-chan!” Kagura suddenly ran over with an anxious look on her face, “Trouble-aru! Aunt, Aunt can’t be found anywhere! ”
“Hey? She is not in the toilet?” Shinpachi continued.
“Could it be that he was kidnapped by those people?” Kagura shook her head and said.
“Mom!” Kyoshiro shouted and rushed out.
Yorozuya’s trio, “Mom?!!!”

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Kurogoma Katsuo and his subordinates did not even have time to change their clothes before they formed a circle and lay on the floor, looking at Mel-chan and its four children in the kennel made of cardboard boxes in front of them.
“Big brother! Did you see that puppy just now? It looks like a doll!” one of the lackeys said excitedly.
“The sound is too loud!” Kurogoma Katsuo punched the lackey and scolded, “Mel-chan is now the most sensitive period!”
“Oh…” The group of lackeys exclaimed again, “What’s going on here?! Why did another one come out?!!”
“Oh, calm down!” Looking at the newly born puppy in the hands of the lackeys, Kurogoma Katsuo hurriedly said.
“But… it seems to be dead…” A lackey said weakly, then handed the puppy in his hand to Kurogoma Katsuo, “Here, big brother, I don’t know what to do!”
“I don’t know either!” Kurogoma Katsuo was a little flustered, but the surrounding lackey all ran away.
However, at this moment, Okaasan came over and took the puppy from Kurogoma Katsuo’s hand.
She slapped Kurogoma Katsuo away.
“What are you men so nervous about? If you don’t cheer up, who will save this puppy!” Okaasan scolded, “It’s not good for a man to have no courage at this time!!”
“Okaasan!!” The group of lackeys shouted in surprise.
“I’m sorry…” Kurogoma Katsuo touched his face that had been slapped and quickly said.
Then, he suddenly reacted and scolded the group of lackeys who were looking at him, “When did she become your Okaasan”
“Please save Mel-chan’s child!” The group instantly knelt down and shouted.
“Listen to me, you bastards!” Kurogoma Katsuo scolded.