Meeting A Demonic Cultivator, Even God Cries

true and yet leaves unlimited room for imagination.”

Si “Shameless” Yu: “Thank you for the compliment.” 

Long story short, the girl had been Si Yu’s personal assistant.
She had come today to bring over the company documents that needed Si Yu’s personal signature.
After getting his signature, she had summoned up the courage to confess to him.
One could imagine the result.

And so it was as Gu Xizhou had just seen. 

 

Just as Gu Xizhou was about to enter the password to Si Yu’s villa, Si Yu reached out and pressed his index finger on the electronic lock, and the door opened with a click.

Gu Xizhou: “……” 

Despite it not being the first time he had come to Si Yu’s villa, he still found the place much too luxurious upon entering.
Fang Zhi followed behind the two men and sat down on one side after entering, seeming somewhat self-conscious.

As there was still more than half an hour left, the three of them naturally started chatting.
Fang Zhi spoke of the Phoenix Mountain case and began to sigh.

After hearing the whole story, Si Yu’s reaction was rather mild.
He simply nodded and did not comment.

“Xiao Si, I’m so thirsty, I want coffee!” Gu Xizhou added, “the expensive kind!” 

Si Yu: “……”

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Seeing no response, Gu Xizhou continued, “the kind I can’t afford!”

Si Yu: “There are many kinds of coffee in my home.
You can’t afford any of them.”

Gu Xizhou: Okay, okay, it’s great to be a tycoon! I’m so lemony……  

Seeing Gu Xizhou rendered speechless, Si Yu could not help but smile.

About ten minutes later, Gu Xizhou was drinking his coffee contentedly while waiting for time to pass.
Entering the world on the dot, Gu Xizhou reopened his eyes after the familiar dizziness had passed and found himself on a bus.
He was standing in the middle of the bus, with a man standing on either side of him.

Letting go of the two hands he was holding, Gu Xizhou raised an eyebrow at the internship recommendation in his hands.
The words “Little Apple Kindergarten” were in large print. 

“Kindergarten teachers?” Gu Xizhou grinned, a little speechless.
The other two men looked perplexed at the materials in their hands. 

Together, the three surveyed the people in the bus.
There were not many people on the bus, but every seat was occupied.
Apart from the three of them, there were seven to eight other people standing.

Gu Xizhou noticed a man who kept leaning very strangely towards a lady and had just raised his eyebrows when he saw Fang Zhi about to rush forward——

“Wait.” Gu Xizhou stopped Fang Zhi and stepped forward himself.
He did not immediately stop the man’s behaviour, but instead reached out and touched the man’s buttocks.

Shocked, the man turned his head and saw Gu Xizhou.
He was stunned for a moment before raging, “What do you think you’re doing? Fucking pervert!” 

Gu Xizhou rolled his eyes and ignored him.
The man glared at Gu Xizhou and took another step towards the beautiful young woman; Gu Xizhou followed and touched his buttocks again.

Finally, the man could not bear it anymore and gnashed his teeth at Gu Xizhou.
He got off the bus, but not before swearing again, “Damn pervert!”

 

“Hmph, who’s the real pervert here!” Gu Xizhou rolled his eyes and shook his hand in disgust.
The lady whispered her thanks to him.

Gu Xizhou waved a hand and walked back.
Fang Zhi looked at him as if about to speak but no words came out. 

In contrast, Si Yu gave him a look, “You’d interfere with even this? You don’t even know if they’re humans or ghosts.”

Gu Xizhou: “……” Even if he were a ghost I would beat him up!

Gu Xizhou changed the subject, pointing to the Little Apple Kindergarten behind Si Yu and Fang Zhi, “We’re here!”

When getting off, Si Yu stumbled and almost fell off the bus.
Fortunately, Gu Xizhou was quick to lend him a hand, “You have quite the serious fever!” 

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Si Yu gave Gu Xizhou’s hand a disgusted look and blocked the hand that Gu Xizhou stretched out to touch his forehead, “You, didn’t wash your hands!”

Gu Xizhou: “……”

“……” Gu Xizhou released his grip on Si Yu and said to Fang Zhi at the side, “Xiao Fang, come and support our thick thigh so he doesn’t fall.” 

Fang Zhi, flummoxed, “Okay!”

Gu Xizhou noticed that the lady who had just been sexually harassed got off the bus together with them.
She had probably come to pick up her child as she stood at the entrance and looked around.
The moment school was over, a swarm of children who came up to less than Gu Xizhou’s knee followed their teachers out of the school gate.

A middle-aged female teacher at the door saw Gu Xizhou and the others and waved to them, “We’re just waiting for the three of you; the others are all here.
Come with me.”

Skit of the Day (as promised) 

Si Yu: You touched another man’s ass! (You unfaithful man! Men are really all big pig trotters!)

Gu Xizhou: You know I only did that to stop him from sexually harassing that lady!

Si Yu: (No, I won’t listen!) You still touched him! 

Si Yu (under his breath): You’ve never even touched my ass before……  

Si Yu: And then you tried to touch my forehead with the same hand!

Gu Xizhou (with a resigned sigh): …… so what do you want me to do? Touch your ass too?

 

Si Yu (tsundere): S-sure, I-I’ll let you touch then.
I-it’s not like I want you to, though! It’s just because you asked so nicely! And only after you scrub your hands clean!

Gu Xizhou: …… (I was just kidding!) 

Glacestorm: Hello, I’m finally back! So sorry for having been MIA.
As mentioned in my Discord announcement, I wasn’t feeling well last week and had to rush some assignments and study for midterms after recovering.
I hope you guys enjoyed the skit though! 

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Back to the novel, please look forward to creepy kids and more in the kindergarten world!