My Amazing Boyfriend

The police station notified Tian Jingzhi to record a statement.
Her lack of luck was really amazing, as her pretend couple act was outed, and now she had to go to the police station after leaving the hospital.
Before going out, Tian Jingzhi matched the bags that she was going to carry in front of the mirror.
She happily tried them one by one.

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Xue Lingqiao sat on the sofa with a juice cup and watched TV, and asked her, “Do you want me to go with you?”

 

Tian Jingzhi folded her arms and refused: “I'm going to record a confession, not shopping.  Are you addicted to the police station now? Don't worry about me, if something happens, you can offer a kiss for emergency treatment.”

 

Don't you hate my treatment? Xue Lingqiao kindly reminded her, “You better be careful yourself.”

 

“You are the one who should be careful.” She walked in front of Xue Lingqiao and turned around, “What do you think of this?”

 

Xue Lingqiao didn't even look: “It’s good.”

 

Men are all the same, but she didn’t expect male monsters weren’t even exempt from the vulgarity.
Would it kill them to say a sincere praise?pu retl .
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Tian Jingzhi walked up to him in annoyance and forced him to look at herself: “What I said just now was not a joke to you.
Now Xiaoyan and scumbag Ye both know about the resurrection of the mummified corpse, you should try to avoid meeting them.
It’s best if you don't even leave the door, otherwise it will be difficult if they become suspicious of you.
Ai, Scumbag Ye is too much, it's already been a few months since the mummy had gone missing, yet he’s still hard pressed on finding it.
I really want to buy a mummy aand give it to him…”

 

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Tian Jingzhi remembered the news that she had read before, that mummified corpses were always found in dry places such as the Tarim Basin, and they were very dry and well preserved.

 

Xue Lingqiao, dissatisfied , retorted: “In your heart, am I the same as other mummified corpses?”

 

She looked at Xue Lingqiao amusingly and gave an unskilled wink.

 

“Are you jealous? Don't worry, you are my favorite mummy!”

 

“I meant that I'm not a mummy.”

 

“So what?”

 

Xue Lingqiao looked at her: “What do you think of an undead monster?”

 

“Someone like you, right? Fast reflexes, can jump super high, and will never die,” she bit her tongue, “Can heal, is cheeky, likes to bully weak women…”

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Xue Lingqiao interrupted her, “That's because you know me, and I'm talking about your initial thoughts.”

 

Initial thought? What she thought at that time seemed to be…
Omg, there’s a monster in my house! Let’s smoke him to death with garlic, or use a peach wood sword and black dog blood…

 

Thinking of her previous criminal record, Tian Jingzhi looked like she wanted to die and stopped talking.
If she had known how well she got along with Xue Lingqiao now, she would definitely have made him feel at home.

 

“Others are just like you.
In their eyes, undead monsters hide in the dark, either in the mountains, in the caves, or in abandoned castles.
They don't dare to come into contact with humans, because they are afraid of the specific odors, peach wood, black dogs blood and things of that sort.
But I'm totally different.
I have a legitimate identity, a steady job, a beautiful girlfriend; a normal life.
Who would doubt that I'm not a normal human being?”

 

Tian Jingzhi, who was busy flattering, nodded fiercely: “I think what you said makes a lot of sense! Especially the beautiful girlfriend part!”

 

Xue Lingqiao ignored her and continued: “So the best way to hide is just to continue everything normally.
When Li Yanzhi sent me to the hospital to see you, I was still playing mobile games.
Who would think an undead person could also play mobile games? “

 

Hearing this, Tian Jingzhi reached out to Xue Lingqiao, “Give me your phone.”

 

Xue Lingqiao was confused, but obediently handed over his phone.
He then saw Tian Jingzhi perform a quick operation, and then threw it back to him. 

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She proudly announced: “I’ve deleted your record! I told you that the highest score holder on your phone games must be me!”

 

“…” Okay, he’ll take back the ‘beautiful girlfriend’ part.

 

In the university library, Miss Tian's two ex-boyfriends were sitting side by side, discussing how to catch a certain monster.pu retl .
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Ye Chen had a lot of books related to fairies and ghosts stacked by his hand.
He spread out a map in front of Li Yanzhi and analyzed it in a logical way: “This was where the car accident happened.
To the south of it was the city center.
To the east and west are flat ground.
Only to the north is the mountainous area.
To a monster who’s just resurrected, it should have two priorities.
The first is to hide.
The mountains are hard to navigate and there may be caves, which are the most suitable for hiding.
The second is food, we need to know if there was any sudden disappearance or sudden death in the vicinity…”

 

Li Yanzhi interrupted: “No.
If there was such a thing, I would definitely know.”

 

“Then let's assume that this monster feeds on animals temporarily….
there is a ranch five kilometers north…” Ye Chen was interrupted again.

 

“The accident has happened for several months, if the monster didn't choose to stay,” Li Yanzhi said while drawing a large circle on the map, “if he were to travel every night, even at the speed of a normal person, he could be hiding anywhere in this range.
Mr.
Ye, if I were to follow your logic, I think you need to prepare an army.
“

 

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Ye Chen choked and took a sip of coffee dejectedly: “So you're not going to help?”

 

“Mr.
Ye, it's not that I'm unwilling to help, but my ability is limited.
Also, if he just hid, didn't commit a crime, and didn't intend to hurt anyone, why do we need to find him?”

 

Ye Chen looked at him excitedly, as if he was reasoning with ignorant children of five or six years old, he said: “Because he is my research material, a very important research material!”

 

It's a pity that Li Yanzhi was not convinced.
He couldn't emphasize the responsibility and love of a researcher.
He only saw an ordinary person who was so crazy that he was about to lose his mind, and he needed to cool down.

 

“Your research material is a mummified corpse lying in a coffin, not a living being who can hide.
Mr.
Ye, I still have a lot of important things to do.
I'll be leaving first.”

 

Seeing Li Yanzhi turn around and leave, Ye Chen said anxiously, “Don't give up so easily.
For the sake of our mutual ex-girlfriend, please help.”pu retl .
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As soon as this sentence was said, Li Yanzhi walked out without turning his head, his voice was so cold that it was freezing, “I said, don't compare me to you, I'm not the same as you!”

 

We broke up for completely different reasons, you unfaithful bastard.