My Evil Imperial Wife is Too Arrogant

on Lou Mu Yan’s shoulder. 

Who knew that with just a simple glimpse, the pressure of the aura of a Royal Species would assault him and a cold voice echoed in his Sea of Consciousness: “Little ice bird, do you believe that This King would dig your eyes out.”

A gay Demonic Beast was also an eyesore to him. 

There was a sting of pain in the Ice Luan’s Sea of Consciousness, and after regaining his calm, he secretly took a look at Mo Yan in fear.
What kind of Fire Cloud Mink was this Demonic Beast, he was obviously a Spirit Devourer of a Royal Species.

According to his inherited memories, although the Spirit Devourer wasn’t a Divine Beast, but they were a part of those that had it easiest in becoming a True Spirit Demonic Beast.
Out of the many Demonic Beast species, it was also an existence many Demonic Beasts looked up to. 

He sure didn’t expect to see a Royal Species Demonic Beast with a purer bloodline than even him.
The most important thing was that this being who addressed himself as ‘This King’, and although was weak in strength, but his pressure made him scared, actually recognised that woman as his Master. 

It truly was unbelievable for him! 

“Why did you become that woman’s Spirit Pet?” The Ice Master couldn’t resist asking telepathically for his own future prospects. 

Didn’t they say that Spirit Devourers were even more prideful than a True Dragon and Phoenix? Why did he contract a weak human then? He simply couldn’t figure it out! 

Mo Yan was originally too lazy to answer the Ice Luan’s question, but remembering that Lou Mu Yan should indeed have a flying mount, and although this Ice Luan was just the Cyan Luan and Fire Phoenix’s descendant, but it’s bloodline was still rather authentic, so he was barely qualified to contract the same Master as him. 

“She’s still weak now, but one day she’ll soar into the sky and become an existence that others could only look up to and cannot be reached.” Mo Yan’s voice carried a sense of affirmation in the indifference. 

After seeing so many surprises and trump cards of Lou Mu Yan, and with the thousands of years of experience he’s had, this woman’s future achievements would certainly not be meek and his choice couldn’t be wrong. 

The Ice Luan was startled when he heard Mo Yan’s telepathic words.
The Spirit Devourer was just that optimistic about that woman? 

He cast his gaze to Lou Mu Yan and took a good look.
Before, because the woman was young, he didn’t pay much attention, but now that he looked closely, she was actually a really beautiful woman. 

Since she had such a gorgeous appearance now, once she grew up, she’d definitely fit the saying ‘one look back with a smile gives birth to thousands of types of charm’ and would definitely be beautiful enough to cause the downfall of a country. 

In actual fact, he wasn’t gay.
He just liked to tease beautiful men and women, and even more so towards beautiful men that were nourishing to the eye. 

Yet who knew which son of a bitch spread the rumour that he was gay, and now just randomly teasing a beautiful man caused him to be beaten beyond recognition.
Was it easy for him, was it?

“Have you made a decision?” Ming Xiu saw the eyes of the Ice Luan look here and there, and even moved his gaze onto Lou Mu Yan, so he asked grimly.

The Ice Luan had a carefree nature, and had long tossed away his moral integrities, so he immediately resigned himself to fate and nodded: “I’ll regard her as my Master.”

He also wanted to visit the human world to have a look.
The Master who was even chosen by the Spirit Devourer shouldn’t be too bad, otherwise even if he had to risk being a eunuch, he wouldn’t succumb.

Of course, if the woman wanted to order him around right now, then it wouldn’t be so easy.
Without strength and ability higher than him, he wouldn’t obey from the bottom of his heart.

As a result, Lou Mu Yan didn’t even get to use the methods of enticement to kidnap and threats that she had originally prepared, and the one human one beast had already helped settle a high-level flying mount for her.

A drop of blood fell on the middle of the Ice Luan’s brows, Lou Mu Yan formed a few Taoist Seals, forming a Contract Seal mark, and a difficult, obscure incantation poured out from her mouth.

Immediately, a soft, jade-coloured light shone brightly, instantly enveloping her and the Ice Luan, lasting an incense stick of time.

When the light curtain dissipated, the Contract of Equals was formed, and Lou Mu Yan and the Ice Luan also had a connection between their hearts.

1‘lao’zi’ technically translates to ‘your father’ but in this case, considering it’s usage in another novel of this author’s I’m translating, translating it to ‘your father’ is just weird.
It’s an arrogant way of saying ‘I’, used often by men.
I’m going to keep it as it is.

2a saying meaning to get what you want whenever you want it.

3here, perverted just means abnormal/twisting logic etc.

4‘pei’ is used to indicate spitting.
Usually used when you hear something unlucky or you don’t like what you hear, or even what you, yourself had accidentally said, and you just ‘spit’ on it, hoping whatever was said doesn’t happen.
Kind of like knocking on wood.