The Villainess Wants to Marry a Commoner!! (WN)

Now, It’s the first alchemy class in the afternoon!! It’s a face-to-face meeting!! I moved to the alchemy department building with enthusiasm, and the new students were led to the school building on the ground.

The school building, which had been burned in the fire, was restored to it’s original appearance, but once inside, it was a large space like a gymnasium, and a large amount of medicinal herbs were grown using hydroponics.
Apparently, it seems that the school building is destroyed for each event, so it would be better to use the shell of the school building instead of completely restoring it.
It seems that it was decided at the staff meeting.
It is said that other departments are also restoring only the outward appearance.

“Even before it was burned, Ursch-kun blew up the school building.
But this medicinal herb field was unexpected.”

I secretly spoke to Ursch-kun, who was standing next to me.
Ursch-kun replied while harvesting remarkable medicinal herbs and stuffing them in the pocket of his robe.

“In the school building of the Magic Warrior Department, it seems that the students have a huge athletic machine made by themselves.”

“No, wait, Ursch-kun.
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Why are you harvesting on your own? Is it okay? Are other students harvesting too?”

Surprised by Ursch-kun’s herb theft, I looked around and saw that some of the other students were also working diligently on herb theft.

“Isabella, can you help me to? The white grape-shaped flowers blooming around there are precious medicinal herbs.
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Can you collect them in the [Closet] together with the base they’re growing from?”

Naturally, I’m surprised that Ursch-kun is trying to get me to help with the herb theft, but I’m sure there’s a meaning in what Ursch-kun does.
I obediently followed and stored the specified medicinal herbs in the [closet] together with the hydroponic foundation.

Hello.
This is Isabella, the villainess, who steals the school’s medicinal herbs and equipment under the direction of her fiancé.

“Eh? Um.
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Ursch-kun? I’ll help you, but can you tell me why?”

“The department buildings in this school.
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They are attacked and destroyed by other departments for each event.”

I stole medicinal herbs in a hurry.
The medicinal herbs and equipment that I was not instructed to take were also stored in the [Closet] in a hurry.
The new students who didn’t understand the situation well also helped me while tilting their heads with a questioning look.
They are good kids.
But they seem to be easily deceived, so they should be careful in the future.

The inside of the school building turned into a gymnasium.
Soon after that, i heard the sound of gunfire from outside the school building, and the earth trembled.
It seems that the medicinal herbs were saved (?) just in time.
The new students who were gathered started buzzing as the new student welcome party started.

When the confusion spread and the new students started to get suspicious, several seniors finally jumped out of the ‘Underground’ school building.

“Damn it! The ‘Newcomer Competition’ has already begun! Unlike the Warrior Department and the Magician Department, these new students aren’t ready to fight, but there’s no mercy for them!!”

“I’ll collect medicinal herbs!! There isn’t any equipment?!”

I feel like the ‘Newcomer Competition’ that my senior is talking about is different from the ‘Newcomer Competition’ that I know.
I mean, it’s definitely different.
Also, I’m the one who collected the medicinal herbs with the equipment.
I’m sorry.

Meanwhile, the evacuation guidance for new students began.
We were divided into two groups and went down to the underground school building one after another.
One passage is a stairway.
The other was a passage down by a ladder or a pole.
Actually, it seems to have existed for a long time, but I only knew about the stair passage.

It looked like more fun to go down the pole like a firefighter.
Without hesitation, I chose the pole passage and lined up, but Ursch-kun tied the hem of my skirt with a belt.
I looked up at Ursch-kun in confusion when I saw the skirt that had become like a balloon skirt.
Then Ursch-kun smiled wryly and explained why he tied my skirt.

“If you slide down the pole in a skirt, the person below might be able to see the inside of your skirt, right? I’ll go down first, so come down after that.
I’ll pull you down on the first basement floor, so you don’t have to worry about landing.”

“Eh.
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Ursch-kun, this is tied up and it’s hard to move.
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Or rather, I can’t wrap my legs around the pole.
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“It’s okay.
If it’s Isabella, you can hold on to the pole and get off with just your physical strength.
Also, if you wrap your legs around the pole, it will be very stimulating and I won’t be able to sleep at night, so don’t do it.”

What do you mean by very stimulating? Are you saying that it’s a shock? Does that mean that the vibration will be transmitted to the pole, and Ursch-kun will have a hard time getting off? I don’t know for sure, but there’s no doubt that I can get off with just my physical strength, so I guess it’s okay.

When my turn came, I moved to the pole after Ursch-kun and grabbed on and descended along the pole.
I gained so much momentum that I almost went down to the second basement floor, but Ursch-kun pulled me as promised, so I was able to land safely on the first floor.

When the two of us stood side by side and moved away from the pole so as not to disturb the next person coming down, several students who had already gone down to the first basement floor and were waiting came running up to us.

“Ah, Ursch-san.
The head of the department was looking for you.
He seems to be waiting on the bottom floor because he has something to do about the activation of the golem and taking it outside.”

“Is that so? I want him to do something about it himself soon.
Isabella, I’m sorry, I’m just going to answer a few questions.
I’ll be back soon, so wait for me.”

Saying that, Ursch-kun looked up toward the top of the pole to make sure there was no one coming down from above, and slid down.

Hmm.
I was told to wait, but I want to stay with Ursch-kun a little longer.
As long as I don’t interfere with his talk with the head of the department, wouldn’t it be fine to stay nearby? Let’s follow him.

“Wait Ursch-kun.
I’ll go with you.”

In a hurry, I chased Ursch-kun and slid down the pole.

Huh? By the way, how many basement floors is the alchemy department’s school building? How far should I go down to the bottom floor?

For the time being, I raised my legs up and went down smoothly so that my legs wouldn’t hit Ursch-kun who is below.
Ursch-kun seemed to have noticed that I was coming down from above, and he raised his voice.

“Huh? Isabella? Ah!! Wait!! Stop!!”

Ursch-kun told me to stop, but I didn’t make it in time and my butt landed on ‘something’.
No, I can’t escape from reality.
There is no ‘something’.
It’s definitely ‘Ursch-kun’s Head’.

I’ve done iiiiiit!! My butt landed on Ursch-kun’s head!!

Ursch-kun, who ahs a incomprehensible attribute called a black-hearted pure boy, got a butt on his head!! With the shameful system of putting my butt on Ursch-kun’s head, I reached the lower floor.

When I thought about it calmly later, i realized that I should have used my strength to stop in the middle of the pole and detached my butt from Ursch-kun’s head.
However, at the time, I seemed to be in a panic, so I didn’t think about that and slip down to the bottom with my butt on Ursch-kun’s head.

Ursch-kun, who arrived at the bottom floor silently, knelt down the moment he landed.

I landed next to Ursch-kun in a hurry, and kneeled next to Ursch-kun to see how he was doing.
Ursch-kun’s ears were bright red, and he was looking down and holding his face with one hand.

“Um, I’m sorry Ursch-kun!! I’m sorry I landed on your head because I couldn’t slow down!!”

Then, the seniors with tools approached and told me the shocking truth.

“Uhhhhh.
The young wife didn’t land on Ursch’s head, but his face.”

“The moment Ursch-bouchan looked up, the young wife’s butt was on his face!!”

At the feet of the laughing seniors, Ursch-kun was getting curled up more and more!! He was getting smaller and more compact!! I’m sorry Ursch-kun!! I’m really sorry!!

Someone get me a shovel or a pickaxe right now!! I have to dig a hole to bury myself now!!

Also, Ursch-kun, is there a curse that increases the chance of encountering a Lucky Lecher moment in the alchemy department’s school building?! No, sorry.
This time it’s my immorality!!

“I-I-I-I’m sorry, Ursch-kun!! Because I didn’t check the bottom properly.”

When I looked into Ursch-kun’s face to see how he was doing, blood was dripping through the gap in his hand that was holding the area around his nose.

“Ursch-kun!! You’re bleeding from your nose!! I’m sorry!! Did I hit your face that badly?! Did I break your nose with my butt?!”

“Young wife, it’s probably a nosebleed caused by a lewd heart, so don’t worry about it.”