Ch1 – F*ck, transmigrated! 

Qin Fei slid down from that slippery tree after the seventh time.
He no longer even had the strength to curse.
His whole body lying and formed a 大 word as he was physically paralyzed under the tree.
He looked up at the large and watery red fruit on the tall tree as he licked his dry and cracked lips.
He was 100 percent sure that the fruit was not poisonous but the damn tree was so unrivally smooth that every time he climbed it halfway up, he would slip down.
Now he had no strength left to try again.
He could only pray in his heart that God would drop the fruit to save him before he died of thirst and starvation or before he was found and bitten by a strange wild beast.

Wasn’t it said: If God closed a door for you, he would definitely open a window for you.
Qin Fei felt that he was already throughly unlucky so that God would give in as charity and should not be stingy, not to give him even this one fruit.  

Thinking about the bitter experiences that had happened this year, it was indeed the worst nightmare of any nightmare he had ever had.
At first, he was kidnapped by GRV company when everything was perfectly all right and suddenly threatened to join the development of the Primordial Limit Drug; then he helped the police undercover agent to destroy the secret experimental base of GRV general headquarters in one fell swoop.
Both of them immediately took advantage of the chaotic situation caused by the explosion to escape into the remote mountains behind the base, transmitting signals and waiting for rescue.

He was about to say goodbye to this nightmare soon, but unfortunately at this moment Qin Fei slipped and rolled down from the hillside.
When he got up from the state of chaos and despair later, he was already in this odd place.

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For the first hour, Qin Fei who lost his balance, fell off and while he was in a daze, still holding on to the extravagant hope, desperately suggesting himself that ‘he was still at the back of the GVR base so if he climbed over the high mountain ridge behind him;  he would be found by the people coming to rescue him or maybe that young policeman was already organizing a rescue team to search for him and rescue him’.  

However, one hour later, Qin Fei came to his senses and realized that if he wanted to roll from that high mountain ridge to the jungle below the mountain in just a few rounds, he would have to be going at least over 500 kilometres per hour.
Five hundred kilometres per hour? Holy crap ~ what kind of concept is that? Even if it was nowhere near as fast as a supersonic plane, it would definitely cause a long line of fire coming out of his ass! As a person who had studied herbal medicine, he then thought about those many plants on the road that even he could hardly identify; several words immediately exploded in Qin Fei’s mind like a thunder ——Lao Zi had, transmigrated, over! 

It was thanks to the fact that Qin Fei was born into a famous and prestigious family of Chinese medicine practitioners that he was brought up to recognize numerous herbs.
Although Qin Fei had not yet seen many of the plants in this strange place, but based on his analysis, he could force himself to identify some that were not poisonous and edible.
It was also because of this that Qin Fei had managed to survive until now.

The first day in the jungle had left Qin Fei incomparably desperate.
He was already very sure that he was not on Earth.
Even though the geography of this place was extremely similar to that of the Earth, even the daytime sunlight and the moonlight at night were similar.
The strange thing was that the moon here was oval in shape also with so many satellites around it.
It was as if a ring of pearls had been set around it.
When he saw such a moon, Qin Fei almost dropped his jaw in surprise. 

This is not a mistake right? Is this a fairy tale drama or a comedy film by a certain Xing fellow student? Should I just make a heart-shaped one ah! ?

But the brutal life of the next few days left him no longer in the mood to ‘appreciate / enjoy’ the moonlight at night.
Not only did he have to find something to eat in this dense but food-starved forest, he also had to avoid the strange creatures that popped up in the forest from time to time.

Qin Fei was somehow skillful and he had the two good swords with him when he escaped.
He had thought about hunting some small animals and roasting it for food.
Unfortunately, the creatures in the forest were so shockingly big that even a common rabbit-like herbivore was two sizes bigger than a fattened adult pig.
Seeing the ‘pig-like rabbit’ use its sharp incisors tooth to bite through a grass vine thicker than his own thigh in several bites .
Qin Fei’s back went cold, he then gave up the idea of catching one to feed himself. 

There was so little in the jungle that could be used to feed his hunger that Qin Fei practically lived a life of ‘gnawing on tree bark and chewing on grassroots’.
He didn’t even see a stream with water.
He could only manage to rely on the water substance in his food to fight the water shortage.
With the time passed on, Qin Fei’s health was getting worse and worse.
It was not easy for him to be finally able to find this red fruit tree today yet he could only watch the fruit under the tree and wait for his fate to decide his life.  

Lying under the tree, the red fruit set high above his eyes turned into a scarlet red.
Qin Fei sighed ——”God has killed me” – and complained in his heart that God was not kind enough.
To others, he closed a door but opened a window.
However God had closed many of the doors several times but did not open a single window for him.
That was too stingy!

Qin Fei’s eyes slowly closed.
At the time his train of thoughts wandered around, he began to fantasize about whether God would send someone to save him.
If Snow White was saved by her knight prince, then a beautiful princess should come for a Prince on white horse (Prince Charming) who was loved by everyone like him ba! If not, a beautiful knight lady was also okay.
Wasn’t it that a little violent kind of woman or sassy girl was in trend nowadays? ! Then he could give his body to her (betrothed to someone to repay the kindness) and conveniently get a wife to take home… 

By the time he just let his imagination run wild, the noisy sound of people talking came to his ears.
Qin Fei felt that many people were surrounding him but unfortunately he did not even have the strength to open his eyelids.
He could only try to distinguish what those people were saying.
After listening to a few sentences, surprisingly it was not a language he was familiar with.
In his daze, he felt a pair of warm hands, slowly lifting him up.
At the same time, his dry and cracked lips were moistened with pleasantly sweet juices poured into his mouth.
Instinctively, he swallowed it.
His fading blurred vision then began to clear.
Reflecting in his eyes was a somewhat heroic kind of beautiful face, the beauty had phoenix eyes and a high nose and seemed to have some European lineage. 

‘The beautiful lady knight’ smiled at Qin Fei so Qin Fei also smiled at him.
Sure enough, God had heard his prayers after all and sent a beauty to save him.God,I love you so much !  

Qin Fei cracked open the corners of his mouth and with the mentality of ‘taking the initiative to gain the upper hand’, he muttered in a hoarse voice, “A drop of water is a kindness that needs to be repaid so Lao zi will devote my life to you and decided to marry you.”

Before he could harshly finish speaking, he kissed the rosy lips that were so close at hand.
The beauty’s eyes widened because of his rude behaviour and sudden movement.
However, the person stayed dumbfounded and didn’t push Qin Fei away.
Unfortunately, Qin Fei had already lost his strength by now so before he could carefully feel the beauty’s warm red lips, he was put on the beauty’s shoulder.

Lying on the beauty’s shoulder, Qin Fei muttered softly, “Now even if Lao zi die, I also have a beautiful woman in my embrace… It’s just Beauty, why your shoulders…are a little stiff… ? It’s hard to lie on …” Then he rolled his eyes and let himself faint in the arms of the beauty.