why did we start as girls in DxD

The sun is shining on this beautiful day, lets check up with our MCs watta say, viewers?

We start on this beautiful morning in the room of our tiny Chibiusa, sleeping peacefully in bed and its pink with hearts all over it. On her side table is a classic magical girl alarm clock blaring at full power with the knock-off sailor sun theme, only for it to be destroyed by Chibiusa, again, and for another time a new one automatically appears. She continues to go back to sleep only for her younger sister to call her down for food.

Shirou:「 ONEE-CHAN! I MADE YOUR FAVOURITE! 」Can be heard coming from the first floor of this 2-story house. Glaring at her room and all the pink girly magical girl stuff in there, but sighs and gets up getting ready for her day still grumpy from last nights Stray Devil hunt, walking up to her heart-shaped vanity mirror she glares at it with the force of a thousand suns.

Shuddering as the images of last night appeared in her minds eye, they had gotten a tip that a stray devil was luring people to kill and eat at an abandoned warehouse. Turns out it was a lie, it was just a tentacle monster that liked to impregnate anyone it lured there and she was almost turned into one of its victims if it wasn for her sister she wouldn have survived a day in this world.

After doing her hair up in her signature look, she walks downstairs and sat at the table and began to eat while thinking about the 3 times she tried to cook something.

The first time she tried to cook spaghetti it went off to make its own religion, last she heard of it was in a three-way war with Asgard and Olympos while somehow managing to hold them off.

The second time she tried to make a simple piece of toast it came out as a black sludge she had to put into a cup, and it looked oddly similar to the black mud of the holy grail so much so her Imouto had a PTSD flashback from her Excalibur so much so she vaporized it with as many holy swords as she could without drawing attention.

The third time she boiled water, it caught on fire and not just regular fire but actual fire from hell, HOW IN THE FOUR SATANS DO YOU MANAGE THAT!?

Needless to say, she isn allowed into the kitchen with her bitchen cooking.

Shirou:「Onee-chan they seem to be getting closer to finding out who we are by the day, what do we do when they do find out? 」

Chibiusa:「 Well it is parent teacher-day today, and its time for the coup de grâce! last night after the mission I hypnotized Issei and his friends to write something down on every whiteboard in the school with a permanent black marker. I also hear that the Student council president and ORCs elder siblings are going to be here. 」

Shirou:「 You
e gonna get them killed like that… I LOVE IT! What do you think we should do next? 」

Chibiusa:「I fully corrupted my sweet sweet Imouto! Now we need to hurry there before the Chaos starts! Umu, remember we need to act horrified and pissed beyond belief. 」

Shirou:「Bren yu! I love the idea, is it archery club today? 」

Chibiusa:「i do believe Kendo and Archery club have to share today and start in about an hour right? 」finished with her food she puts her dishes in the sink and snaps her fingers opening a portal to a secluded alley by the school.

Shirou:「Alright, ill see you at school I gotta do the dishes and pack my archery gear. 」Approaching the sink with an apron on she starts to do the dishes and once done grabs her archery gear walking to the door she realizes she inst in uniform.

Meanwhile, at the school, we see Chibiusa the first to walk into class with multiple students behind her, being the first in class she went to clean the whiteboard before everyone else.

Suddenly an ear-piercing scream is unleashed in the school, one from a small girl, everyone started rushing over when they heard another roar one of guttural anger of unbridled furry while a student rushes down the hallways to get to the scream.

Apon arriving the teachers and student see 2nd Shirou Emiya and 3rd year Chibiusa Emiya,

Chibiusa sobbing and in literal tears, cradled in her arms as she is fiercely staring at the whiteboard. Every student and staff member is shocked to see Chibiusa of all people the Chibi of Kuoh Academy crying, turning to the whiteboard they see something disgusting written on the board for all to see and trying to erase it yielded no effect.

Serafall Leviathan and Sirzechs Lucifer who had come to see their younger siblings were shocked seeing the small child crying in what is clearly the arms of her older sister, both were ready to fight whatever beast made the earlier small child scream in horror after hearing the roar from earlier.

Looking at the compassion at the whiteboard they both had deathly good poker faces while they seethed in rage, the combined furry was felt by every supernatural being on the planet, they all prayed for whatever had gotten the wrath of 2 older siblings, especially one who was as powerful as these two of the Four satans.

On the board was written a list, a very unflattering list, it read as follows,

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Boob sizes of the notable Kuoh Academy ladies

NB: NO BOOBS: {Yukihiko-chan}

A: almost boobs. {chibiusa-chan, Koneko-chan, Tsubasa-chan, Tomoe-chan}

B: bearly boobs {Sona-chan, Ruruko-chan, Aika}

C: Can complain {Tsubaki-chan, Katase-chan}

D: Dang {Reya-chan}

DD:Double Dang {Momo-chan, Murayama-chan}

E: Enormous {Shirou-chan}

F: Fake {Akeno-chan, Rais-chan)

G: Get a reduction

H: HELP ME IVE FALLEN OVER!

I: implosion

J: Just how?

By the perverts of Kuoh Academy!

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Endorsed by Great Red! Was at the bottom covered in a spell that had been cast by a dragon it had the feel over it, but no one can discern what the spell was.

No normal students had been able to read what it said but the satans could, and by the feel of the ink, it was filled with magic being the reason they couldn erase it.

Inside of Chibiusas brain was a laughing giant red dragon of domination, he was glad he would never be subjected to the future he would have had if he was with Issei, having seen what would have happened if he was still with him. He would never live down the Oppai dragon title.

Students watched as Chibiusas younger sister stand up and walked toward student council president Souna Shitori, her depend face was scary to all students as they knew when she was depending she was furious in a way she couldn express.

Shirou:「Sona! Could you please take Onee-chan to the infirmary! She seemed to have exhausted herself. 」

Souna:「I can, Emiya could you please bring those 3 to the office? I think this is the final straw for them. 」Sona could still feel the Elder Emiya shaking in her arms before walking off.

&Meanwhile in Chibiusas mind,&

Chibiusa:「Almost time Ddraig, How do you feel? 」

Ddraig:「Im not exactly happy about not being let out before this but as you would have put it, youve ”Corrupted me ” and I can wait to see what happens when the news you are my wielder comes to fruition 」

Chibiusa:「Imagine the chaos my magic reserves will cause when you ”Awaken ” in the office! IT. WILL. BE. MAGNIFICENT! 」

&Meanwhile in school,&

Over the year and a half that Chibiusa and Shirou have been in Kuoh academy, Shirou has built up a reputation among the students for herself earning many titles. Ms. Fixit, Unbeatable Kendo Mistress, Unbeatable Archery Mistress, The next Gordon Ramsay, The pervert Obliterator: Tall, Tall Imouto, Bloodhound.

Chibiusa has earned herself some titles of her own, Chibi of Kuoh Academy, Friend of all, The one denied kitchen access, The true Genius of Kuoh Academy, The sloth of 3A, The pervert Obliterator: Smol, Smol Onee-Chan! The Loli of destruction.

Shirous bloodhound title in this school was not to be underestimated, especially when she was so good at using her nose to find anybodys belongings. It was this exact ability that allowed her to find the three boys in a storage closet. They were in their uniforms all passed out on the ground, turning around she looked at the shocked Serafall and Sirzechs, they were surprised she knew they were there.

Shirou:「You are Sounas and Riass Elder siblings, right? 」both nodded,「Could you please help me restrain these 3 perverts and confiscate all this evidence? 」Both nodded again looking inside at all the evidence there, they blanked again at everything they saw.

Once all evidence was gathered and all 3 students tied up they started going to the Student council room, on the way everyone was silent only stopping at the infirmary to pick up Chibiusa.

Everything had been gathered onto 2-3 carts and the whole day had been cancelled because of this event, on the way to the office multiple female students noticed the boxes labelled undergarments and felt disgusted.

&KINGU CRIMSON&

Back in the office, a meeting was going on between the Student council, the ORC and the Emiya Siblings as most undergarments came for these 3 groups. Everyone in the room was sitting down the Tall Emiya had her sister on her lap while everyone was arguing about the punishment for the students when Chibiusa had woken up, her loud sobbing interrupting everyone as they turned to see the younger sibling comforting the older.

When she had calmed down and turned to face everyone on the cart she noticed a small pair of panties with a picture of 3 cats faces on both ass cheeks covered in a white substance understanding what that substance is, her eyes rolled back as a red gauntlet appeared on her arm, Its green gems glowing brightly and killing intent wafting off it in droves, empowered by the very magic its user wielded.

Everyone besides Shirou, and the 2 Satans was frozen in place unable to breathe the 3 boys woke up only to be put back to sleep by the pressure only issei took longer than the others by a faction of a second and that was it, and off someone in the world, a young man in white dragon armour roared in anticipation of his next battle.

Ddraig:「RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THESE MONGRELS DARE TO LAY THEIR GRUBBY INSECT HANDS ON MY PARTNERS CLOTHES!? THEY DARE SOIL THEM!? DEATH, THEY HAVE COURTED DEATH BY MY POWER THE RED DRAGON DOMINATION!」

The voice was carried by the power of magic as Chibiusa started floating in the air, the entire supernatural was wondering what the absolute ** was going on in Japan.

Shirou:「CHIBIUSA! 」Shirou hearing and seeing this continued their act for their introduction into the supernatural world, Shirou reached out to grab Chibiusa and calm her down only to be stricken by the gauntlet on her right hand, knocking Shirou to the ground and casing a small eruption of magic from her own body as her eyes glowed steel gray as words poured out of her mouth increasing the magic energy shes releasing

Shirou:「I am the Bone of my Sword 」

Sirzechs&Serafall:「GET BEHIND US OUR MAGIC ISNT WORKING 」

Shirou:「Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood. 」

Sona&Rias:「WHAT GOING ON!? 」

Shirou:「I have created over a Thousand Blades, 」

Sirzechs&Serafall:「BARRIERS NOW! WE CANT LET THIS MAGIC ESCAPE! 」

Shirou:「Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. 」A world of hills filled with swords flashed over where they were.

Shirou:「Have withstood Pain to create and modify many Weapons 」The world of swords slowly started to replace the world they were in.

Shirou:「Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. 」The world swords were mostly, in reality, it felt like they were disconnected from reality and in a new world, The satans were on guard even more than before as the magic they were witnessing was powerful so powerful that they felt like they had to put their lives on the line to protect the others

Shirou:「So, as I Pray! Unlimited Blade Works 」

They were fully transferred to this new reality far away from the group of devils, Shirou was beside Chibiusa on the ground in chains made of pure magic as countless swords appeared to destroy the chains but were unsuccessful.

Slowly Chibiusas hand raised to straight in front of her at the 3 boys who had now awoken and were freaking out about where they are, slowly her wings appear to grow out of her slowly like they are being built by magic the bones muscles the blood the feather and then her halo appears above her head,

Shirou:「DONT DO IT ONEE-CHANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! 」

Chibiusa:「Grasp, 」

Shirou:「NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 」

Chibiusa:「HEART! 」